1. maxistentialist:


    Republican state Sen. Brandon Smith of Kentucky has a new theory on why climate change couldn’t possibly be slowly warming the earth’s temperature, resulting in legions of effects to the environment and its inhabitants.

    The reason, according to alternative paper LEO Weekly, seems to be that since Mars and Earth have identical temperatures, Earth’s climate cannot possibly be the result of human activity.

    “As you sit there in your chair with your data, we sit up here in ours with our data and our constituents and stuff behind us. I don’t want to get into the debate about climate change, but I will simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that,” said the senator in a video posted by the weekly publication. “Yet there are no coal mines on Mars. There are no factories on Mars that I’m aware of.”
    As Rebecca Leber noted, it’s worth remembering that Brandon Smith just “happens to own a few coal mines.”

    This shouldn’t be necessary, but let’s go ahead and highlight some of the rather important flaws in his truly awful argument against climate science.

    Smith insisted, for example, that “nobody will dispute” the assertion that Mars and Earth have “exactly” the same temperature. In reality, everyone will dispute that – NASA reports that the average temperature on Mars is about -81 degrees Fahrenheit. The average temperature on Earth is 57 degrees Fahrenheit. To see these numbers as “exactly” the same is to believe temperatures have no meaning.


    This has been one of the most hilarious things all week.

    If mars and earth had the same temperature then I’d be very worried about what’s happened to the sun.

    There is no planet like earth, Venus is the closest and is closer to classical descriptions of hell than earth.

    (Source: beerburritowhiskey, via briknerd)

  2. Alternative to 5;

    'It's too bloody hot' -used when you can't complain it's too cold.

    (Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via musingsbyascot)


  3. "This is one of the best walking simulators I’ve ever played. You get to walk around while a man with a beautiful voice narrates your actions. Sometimes you get to click on things and he calls you an idiot. It reminds me of my mother."

      28 Hours on The Stanley Parable (via qualitysteamreviews)

  4. kinpunshou:

    so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

    but instead i found this dumbfuck

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  5. fox42:

    i hate it whne people make a human GLaDOS and its like http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/138/3/c/id_do_not_fave_by_human_glados-d509owl.jpg

    But then its like “bro she actually was human she legit has a human version” http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/Caroline.png like bro

    i hate when people forget that Portal TWO came after Portal… In portal one the only hint is the name ‘Genetic Life and Disc Operating System’ in portal two its littetrally told to the player to the extent that there was an entire cut section of dialogue about it that was cut due to the voice actors refusing to do the scene.

    (via goodstuphs)

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